Zombie Jesus Day
Posted on 13. Apr, 2009 by Harland in Apocalypse, Blog, Comedy
This is what I did. FUCKYEAHHARLAND!!
Bacardi B-Live, Summer 2009
Posted on 31. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Music
I’ve always thought of rum as more of a pirate drink, and not so much an oonch-oonch-oonch DJ experience. Perhaps that’s why Bacardi B-Live is setting across the US to provide both rum and music sampling.
(Or maybe it’s just a good excuse to become That Guy aggressively dancing every short skirt on the dancefloor.)
BACARDI B-LIVE will feature some of the hottest musical acts and DJs of today – including MSTRKRFT, A-Trak, Q-Tip and many more. It will be traveling to multiple cities throughout the U.S. beginning May 20, providing [...]
Man Ripped Apart By Bear
Posted on 15. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse
People of the internet, I bring you exalted words of wisdom: quit fucking with large animals at the zoo while drunk. Earlier in the year, some dumb drunken kid was mauled by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo. Well, apparently the Ukrainians didn’t get the memo. At the Mykolaev City Zoo yesterday, a young man (drunk) tried to snap some close ups of the beast, and the bear wasn’t into it. Reports say the zoo keepers tried to stop the bear by throwing bread into the pen [...]
Andy Dick Still A Mess
Posted on 07. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy
A completely wasted Andy Dick attempted to check into the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas this weekend. He was sloppy to say the least and his clothes were all wet. Dick started a scene in the hotel lobby when he brought his pit bull with him who bit a hotel guest. The Hard Rock kicked him to the curb after the incident but he probably doesn’t remember. This isn’t the first time he has been asked to leave somewhere. He recently wasn’t let into the Skybar and threw a [...]
The REAL Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Posted on 24. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, TV
Three drunk men, all in their twenties, decided it would be a good idea to play in Sacramento’s sewer system. They were reminiscing of the good times they had playing sewer dwelling turtles in their make-believe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game as teens. The men became stuck in the sewer and had to be removed yesterday in the middle of the night.
Police were patrolling the area by the sewer system around 1:00 a.m. when they heard the men. The men used the excuse that they used to explore the sewer [...]
DUI, No.. WUI?
Posted on 23. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy
A drunk 64-year-old Australian man was found asleep on a highway in northern Australia in his motorized wheelchair. The police charged him with drunk driving. Wheeling under the influence? I’ve heard of biking under the influence but only here in the drunkie town that is Chico, Cali.
Police officers saw the man slumped over himself in his wheelchair at 10 a.m. on Friday morning. He must have started early. He was sitting on an exit lane and cars were swerving around him. He was breathalized and blew a 0.301, more than [...]
Busch Beer is truly as smooth as it’s name….
Posted on 23. Jun, 2008 by The Sloth in Blog, Chico, Comedy, Idiocy, Lifestyle
Last night some friends and I wanted to hang out and have a couple of drinks and pass the time. The problem was, we were (and still are) all broke. So what did we do? I scrounged up 6 dollars worth of quarters and went to my local supermarket. I wanted to get the most bang for my buck so to speak, so I scanned the shelves quite intently looking for the best value. During my search I stumbled upon 24oz cans of ice cold Busch Beer for $1.29 a [...]
