The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

Posted on 04. Dec, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog

Thanks to Stumble Upon, I get super important survival tips on how to survive incidents when I come across various authority figures: cops, zombies, etc.  In today’s recent visit through the internetz, I came across a particularly humorous low-budget video telling me about how to deal with the fuzz when I’ve got pot in the car. The first 10 minutes or so made me seriously uncomfortable due to the awkwardness of the whole scene. I dunnow, take a look for yourself; and as the old dude in the [...]

Please Do Not Speak of the Brighton Port Authority

Posted on 19. Nov, 2008 by spencer in Music

The BPA will rule. Or be terrible.

THE BRIGHTON PORT AUTHORITY
In September 2007 a Brighton mystery was finally solved. While rumours had long been rife, few were sure if the shadowy musical project known as The Brighton Port Authority really existed. Proof of their recorded output was only confirmed when a cardboard box of dusty reel-to-reel tapes was found during the development of a Brighton dockside warehouse. The find was brought to the attention of East Sussex music lecturer Dr Randolph Seal who immediately hoped these were the famed lost [...]

It’s Going Down at SDSU

Posted on 06. May, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Crime, How's Business, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Paid

There was a huge drug bust at San Diego State today. Nearly 100 people arrested for selling drugs in “Operation Sudden Fall”. 75 of them were students, more than a few of them studying for a degree in criminal justice and homeland security. The DEA infiltrated seven frats, where students regularly bought coke from frequently enough for one of the Theta Chi bros to send out mass text messages to his “faithful” customers advertising a sale on cocaine.
Check out the confiscated items list: four pounds of cocaine, 50 pounds of [...]