Fuck. Fixed. Except…
Posted on 08. Apr, 2009 by Harland in Film, Lifestyle, Sports
A Taste of The Toast from Michael on Vimeo
First post, so here’s a neat fixed gear video. I usually wouldn’t post anything fixed gear related because most people associated in the fixed gear “scene” are complete douchers and most fixed gear videos are retarded anyway. But this one is shot really well and seems pretty damn cool. Plus, anything shot in slow motion usually rocks cocks. Anyway, take a look.
Heidi Montag At It Again
Posted on 26. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Fashion
After David Letterman totally bashed Spencer Pratt I thought and hoped that maybe Spencer and Heidi would go away for awhile. A LONG while. But my dreams were crushed when Heidiwood, her new clothing line came out. I mean really? Who would want to look like that girl after her romp on the beach in that terrible music video, the skimpy bikini and the bad boob job? Heidiwood is an Anchor Blue line sold at Wet Seal. It’s pretty boring and cheap looking if you ask me and has some [...]
Spencer Pratt is a Douche
Posted on 18. Jun, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, TV
Yesterday I posed something on Spencer Pratt getting PWND by David Letterman. Well, while doing follow up research (looking for naked pics of Heidi Montag), I found that the website Radar Online mistakenly gave him his own advice column. This shit is priceless, especially when you know how much of a pompus ass he is beforehand.
Question: Spencer, how do you deal with weak people and haters?
Answer:
With weak people, you can only try to give them confidence and pump them up. To be honest, you don’t need them around you. I [...]
Road Rules’ Kendal Sheppard Blasts Her (and Paris’s) Ex, Josh Henderson
Posted on 18. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, TV
yeah, I’m not even going to pretend I know who Kendal Sheppard is because even if I did have cable, I wouldn’t watch MTV’s Road Rules. In fact, the entirety of Reality TV can suck it. However, I don’t mind looking at her picture for a second:
But really, anyone who submits themselves to reality TV gets exactly what they deserve. Such as a total douche shithead babby daddy. Let’s get a load of him, too.
(http://tampa.newszzle.com/baby-daddy-drama/)
What a bag! In an excellently played out move, Ms. Sheppard aired their dirty laundry and [...]
Kobe Bryant Is Extremely Annoying
Posted on 24. Apr, 2008 by some guy in Idiocy, Sports
Yeah, I know he put up 49 points and 10 assists in Game 2 against the Nuggets. Yeah, I know he’s going to win MVP. But goddamn, couldn’t Kobe Bryant be just a little bit less annoying? Every time he pops his jersey in self-righteous exaltation I cant help but cringe and shout at the television. Can’t we leave the collar-pop tactics to high schoolers? I’m not alone in this sentiment, am I?
Sitting on the Dock with Four Strangers and One Electronic Pop Music Superstar: 4:30 AM, Saturday Morning, SXSW 2008
Posted on 15. Mar, 2008 by spencer in Blog, SXSW
(this is a long post, I know, kiss of death for a blog. But just go with it, alright?)
Ice Cube was sitting in the lobby when James Barone and I returned to the Four Seasons Hotel. We had failed miserably at finding an after-party with booze, and resigned ourselves to just chill in the room. After a delicious $35 pizza, James was getting a bit stir crazy, so we decided to venture on down to the dock on the river behind our hotel for a bit.
There were four [...]
