Friday, 12th March 2010

Coke Found In Billy Mays’ System

Posted on 07. Aug, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog

Coke Found In Billy Mays’ System

In what is rather depressing news, a toxicology report from the corner’s office states that Billy Mays’ cocaine use was a contributing factor in his death. I’ve heard some reports of him being a pretty hefty smoker, too, so I’m guessing that didn’t exactly help the situation much.
Cocaine played a role in the death of television pitchman Billy Mays, a Florida autopsy report says.
An earlier autopsy showed that Mays, 50, died of a heart attack in his sleep on June 28. His wife had found him unresponsive at their [...]

O SNAP! Amy Winehouse stole cocaine from Ms. Moss

Posted on 28. Jul, 2009 by alisse in Blog, Crime, Idiocy

O SNAP! Amy Winehouse stole cocaine from Ms. Moss

CATFIGHT!
Winehouse allegedly stole two grams of cocaine while partying out of Kate Moss’s purse, claims Blake Fielder-Civil, her ex-husband. ALLEGEDLY? Come on, it’s Amy Winehouse and cocaine.
Fielder-Civil said Moss told Winehouse to grab a $bill out of her bag to snort lines with. She found the cocaine, snatched it, did some off a toilet (of course), had sex with him and then continued to keep doing it in front of everyone. Moss was too drunk to notice it was missing.
Way to spill the beans on your chick. A catfight between [...]

Andy Dick A Mess, Again

Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy, Sex

Andy Dick A Mess, Again

Last week Andy Dick got kicked out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas because his pit bull bit a guest and he was a sloppy mess. Now he has some bigger problems on his plate: sex and drug charges. He was arrested in Riverside County for investigation of sexual battery and his drug use.
Dick, 42, was arrested around 2 a.m. this morning in a parking lot outside Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar. He is being held on $5,000 bail. He probably isn’t going to get off too easy [...]

Jaguar Wide Receiver Matt Jones Arrested for Possesion of Cocaine

Posted on 10. Jul, 2008 by some guy in Crime, Sports

Jaguar Wide Receiver Matt Jones Arrested for Possesion of Cocaine

This is a bummer for Matt Jones.
When hanging out in Arkansas, it would probably be best not to do hard drugs in public. Unfortunately, this thought did not occur to the Jacksonville Jaguar’s wide receiver, who was busted chopping up lines in his car early Thursday morning. Police also found a jar with “marijuana residue,” which probably isn’t going to help Jones’ situation. Good luck, buddy.

Vader and Flair: Lots of Cocaine

Posted on 19. May, 2008 by some guy in Comedy, Sports

I posted a Nature Boy blog earlier, so might as well continue the trend for laughs. In this particular installment, Vader and Flair are gunning for Hogan, and Flair looks like he just stepped out of a Cure video. Yeah, man. These guys did lots of cocaine…

It’s Going Down at SDSU

Posted on 06. May, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Crime, How's Business, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Paid

It’s Going Down at SDSU

There was a huge drug bust at San Diego State today. Nearly 100 people arrested for selling drugs in “Operation Sudden Fall”. 75 of them were students, more than a few of them studying for a degree in criminal justice and homeland security. The DEA infiltrated seven frats, where students regularly bought coke from frequently enough for one of the Theta Chi bros to send out mass text messages to his “faithful” customers advertising a sale on cocaine.
Check out the confiscated items list: four pounds of cocaine, 50 pounds of [...]

Hillary Clinton Gets Stiff on Booze

Posted on 14. Apr, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics

Hillary Clinton Gets Stiff on Booze

In order to help paint her opponent Barack Obama as the “elitist” candidate, on the heels of his recent remarks in San Francisco that small town Midwesterners “get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations,” Hillary Clinton took shots of Crown Royal and ate a slice of pizza with Indiana supporters on Saturday. Hopefully this marks a new turn in the contest for the Democratic nomination, in which Clinton [...]

#1 Reason Why Being a Movie Star is Like Being Feudal Age Royalty: Charlotte Filbert

Posted on 02. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Art, Fashion, Film, Idiocy, TV

#1 Reason Why Being a Movie Star is Like Being Feudal Age Royalty: Charlotte Filbert

The reason is you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want. Like if you’re Robin Williams and you decide “fuck it, wifey’s getting old, and that artist I was introduced to at that party was making eyes. It’s ON.” Pretty sure that’s exactly how it happened. The celebrity-gossip blogosphere is BUZZING with the news that Funnyman Robin Williams has been boinking 27-year-old artist Charlotte Filbert. This was originally reported by the bastions of supermarket aisle integrity, The National Enquirer. No, I’m pretty sure they didn’t use the term [...]

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