New Today on Synthesis.net – Hella Reviews and Shit

Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Art, Blog, Comedy, Film, How's Business, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle, Paid, TV

New Today on Synthesis.net – Hella Reviews and Shit

Just got done posting a bunch of new reviews to the front page of this bitch, including DVD reviews for The Onion Movie: Revealing the Raw Truth and Cloverfield, and a bunch of new CD reviews including The Herbaliser, Abigail Washburn & The Sparrow Quartet and The Brakes. Yep. Oh yeah, and this was my face while I was posting them:

So you want to see the Cloverfield Monster?

Posted on 18. Jan, 2008 by spencer in Film, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle

We at Synthesis like to spoil EVERYTHING for you, so in honor of all the Snakes on a Plane style hype surrounding Cloverfield, (and because there simply aren’t enough youtube videos on this page…) we’re posting a video we made revealing the identity of the mysterious monster that kicks the shit out of New York. YOUR WELCOME.

The Cloverfield Monster: REVEALED

Posted on 03. Jan, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Film, Internet

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT
Our team of 1337 haxxors has done the impossible. We have uncovered the true identity of the mysterious monster ravaging New York City in the forthcoming film Cloverfield. Peep the video.

Five Minutes of Cloverfield

Posted on 14. Dec, 2007 by James in Film

1-18-08 is an official Nerd Holiday thanks to the release of Cloverfield. I saw the full trailer for the first time on the big screen before The Mist, and I needed to be revived afterward. Now they’ve released five minutes of the film, posted above. Most of this is from the trailer, which is kind of nice seeing as it doesn’t give any more away than what you’ve already seen, but it does fill in a few holes. And I totally saw the monster creeping around in the background dude. [...]

Tagruato Company Web Site

Posted on 01. Oct, 2007 by James in Film, Internet

Tagruato Company Web Site

We’re still months away from the release of J.J. Abrams super mysterious monster flick, known only as “Cloverfield.” But clues are still surfacing as part of the alternate reality game use to promote the film, and subsequently drive me crazy. TunaFlix.com reported that a new Web site that appears to be part of the experience has recently popped up on the Internets. The Tagruato Company claims to be the parent company of, among other things, Slusho, a Japanese soft drink that has some connection to the film. I’d go into [...]

Cloverfield Poster Reveled

Posted on 27. Jul, 2007 by Bill in Film

Cloverfield Poster Reveled

J.J. Abrams at the Comiccon was talking about Cloverfield (or whatever the hell they’re going to call it); “I want a monster movie. I wanted a great monster movie for so long. I was in Japan over a year ago with my son, who is 8. All he wanted to do was go to toy stores — so I know he’s my son. There were still all these Godzillas everywhere, and I thought, ‘we need our own monster.’ We need a monster movie! Not like King Kong. I love King [...]

J.J. Abrams is the New Yoda.

Posted on 13. Jul, 2007 by James in Film, Internet

J.J. Abrams is the New Yoda.

Unless you’re a nerd, you may not know about the fervor being created around an unnamed J.J. Abrams movie that has been referred to as “Cloverfield.” All that’s really known about the film is that it seems to be some sort of monster movie that will be filmed hand-held from the point of view of those who are affected by the attack, and it is to be released on 1-18-08. J.J. Abrams, the man behind Lost and Alias, likes his secrets, and he also likes to fuck with his audience. [...]

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