Did You Know: Monkey Pig Is Just One of the Badass Results of Holoprosencephaly
Posted on 21. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Science
The recent monkey-faced pig born in China, is just one stellar example of the neurological malformation Holoprosencephaly, which causes animals, and humans to be born with severe facial deformities that sometimes can resemble the cyclops of ancient legend.
The most well known of these is the recent birth of Cy, the Cyclops kitten. But there have been human cases as well, most resulting in still birth, but still presenting interesting fodder for inspection. If you don’t get scared by shit that’s real, click read more
Notice the single eye-like structure and a [...]
It’s not fair that gymnasts get away with…
Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by SanniSomebody in Blog, Fashion, Lifestyle
wearing scrunchies! AND ugly tights!!
yes, I know that collectively they look like the 8 year old girls who would normally sport such atrocity BUT don’t be fooled!
these bitches are grown ass women (well, maybe not the Chinese ones according to this here) and should be tried as so for continuously committing crimes of fashion.
CALLING ALL CARS!!!!
it’s not 1990 anymore people. yes, I know you were born the in the 90’s but I’m sorry, it’s shit is ridiculous.
Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin and the rest of you bitches need to pawn off [...]
Did You Know: US Olympic Gymnast Nastia Luikin is Actually Pretty Hot IRL?
Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
The thing about gymnasts is that usually they look more like steroid abusing midgets than they do actual human girls, not to mention the fact that they’re like 16 or whatever (or in the case of China, 13). You would think that chics who can do the splits and do a standing front flip would at least be kind of hot, but for the most part the only dudes jocking Olympic gymnasts are internet pedos. However, last night I was watching the individual womens gymnastics competition (yeah, I know) and [...]
New Chinese Ban
Posted on 18. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Politics, Sports
Chinese authorities have put a “secret” ban on black people. The authorities have requested that during the Olympic Games in Beijing next month, all bars surrounding the Games must deny service to black people and “other social undesirables.” The Public Security Bureau is requiring that service be denied to black people and Mongolians.
“Uniformed Public Security Bureau officers came into the bar recently and told me not to serve black people or Mongolians,†said the co-owner of a western-style bar, who asked not to be named.
The local authorities have been cracking [...]
Care2 Action Alert
Posted on 08. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Crime, Environment, Lifestyle, Politics
Care2 is working to keep ivory where it belongs & you can help! Ivory belongs on elephants but China has recently been noted as the largest consumer of illegal ivory in the world. This needs to stop, so take action! Go to the Petition Site to protect elephants – it only takes a couple minutes to sign! Below are some of the sad facts and information on why the practice of elephant poaching can not continue. Look how cute! Save them!
The rising demand for ivory in China and the country’s [...]
The Prophecy Didn’t Unfold On February 20th 2008.
Posted on 21. Apr, 2008 by na3s in Apocalypse, Idiocy, Technology, War
Damnit. That’s what you get for not fully fact checking and especially paying close attention to dates. The lunar eclipse and satellite shoot-down madness already happened. No nuclear holocaust (awwwwww.). This slip-up makes this post even funnier and probably more idiotic, and certainly puts distress on my non-existent blogging reputation. I guess I could change my alias, since everyone tries to pronounce it, but can’t (hahaha suckers.). Or I could just take it down in an attempt not to look like a jackass, but Daniel Taylor already knows, so I [...]
A Prophecy to Unfold on April 23rd 2008?
Posted on 21. Apr, 2008 by na3s in Apocalypse, Idiocy, Technology, War
Sometime in 2005 I made a journey to New Zealand. Most of the details of this trip are very irrelevant to the purpose of this post, so don’t mind as I skip to a certain story.
Me and a friend I was traveling with were hitch-hiking from Nelson Creek NZ (after visiting the Nelson Creek Skateboard factory) to a remote town also on the South Island of New Zealand. It was raining, damn hard and freaking cold. A kind, yet eccentric man pulled over and offered us a well-recieved ride. His [...]
San Francisco Is Pissed About the Olympic Torch
Posted on 09. Apr, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle, Politics
The Olympic torch relay is at present, struggling it’s way down an alternate route in Downtown San Francisco after protesters scared organizers away from the original planned route:
The procession of the Olympic torch through San Francisco descended into farce today when the flame-holders ran only a few yards before disappearing into a warehouse, then re-emerging on a bus.
After furious clashes throughout the morning between ‘Free Tibet’ protestors and pro-China demonstrators, the authorities seemed to panic, and by 1.20pm, local time – 20 minutes after the published start time – even [...]
