Craig Owens from Chiodos Attempts to O.D. on Drugs, Checks Into a Mental Health Clinic

Posted on 21. Jul, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog, Music

As described in a post on his own web site that has since been deleted, Chiodos / Cinematic Sunrise frontman Craig Owens apparently almost overdosed on drugs last night, and has since checked himself in to a mental health facility:
so, after an attempted overdose early yesterday morning, i found myself awake in the emergency room around 8 – 12 hours later.
however, don’t worry about me, i’m fine. i am being checked into a mental clinic beginning tomorrow at 8 am.
i’d like to apologize to everyone at Power Chord Academy, for [...]

Sorry we haven’t put out a magazine in forever. We’ve been too busy playing with toys.

Posted on 13. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Comedy, Videos

Yeah, apart from our award winning blog* I know we’re supposed to put out a magazine called “Synthesis,” either on news stands or distributed digitally. Sorry about that. We’ve been too busy drinking beer and playing with toys.

I mean, breaking collectible action figures while improv-ing skits about economic stimulus checks and kosher giraffes is important work and all, but…

*If you call your blog “award winning” enough times, it starts to actually become so. Or at least move into the gray area between fiction and fact.

Economic Stimulus Rebate Checks: Bish Better Have My Money

Posted on 25. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy

President Bish better have my money. I’ve heard that “check is in the mail” shit before. hell, I probably said it a time or two. Well, our president says that they’re ahead of schedule. President Bish, in an attempt to raise his public profile and prevent a lynching once he leaves office in January, is giving us, the American taxpayer (well…most of us), a little payback…in the good way. because, you know, we’re not already in debt for trillions of dollars. Schwarzenegger’s going to cut funding to California schools to [...]