Grape Soda Up In The White House
Posted on 10. Dec, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Idiocy, Music, Videos
K-Fed has not done it again. I’m not exactly sure what he’s done, but here it is:
Dubbed a “hilariously racial” song, I’m guessing by K-Fed himself. But you have two black children with Shar Jackson…
Britney’s New Album
Posted on 02. Dec, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog
So we just realized we got a copy of Britney Spears’ new album, Circus, which apparently dropped today. It’s so weird to think that this is the same chick who sang that song ‘Sometimes’ back in the day… you know the one… with the white shirt and the jiggling and whatnot. Anyways, the disk isn’t that bad, considering the source. Most impressive of all is that she managed to co-write 3 songs on the record (I’m still not sure if I’m being sarcastic about that statement or [...]
Britney is… Hot?!
Posted on 13. Oct, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Music
Ahh, the never ending cycle that is Britney Spears. Think about her career for a second: she started off as a smoking hot piece of jailbait, turned 18 and stayed sexy for a while, the started to get fat and next thing we know she’s bald. Well, the little diva is apparently a tenacious one, and recently shot a video for her new single, ‘Womanizer’. She looks great, and maybe she’s back on the right path… or maybe she’ll slip up and start smoking crack. [...]
A Static Lullaby Announce Tour Dates, Cover Britney Spears
Posted on 05. Aug, 2008 by spencer in Music
Okay, so I can try and pretend that I’m about half as hung over as I am right now and write a brilliant, brief description of A Static lullaby’s music and why you should care about their cover of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” and that they’re on tour with Dance Gavin Dance. But I’m not. I am just too far gone today. Instead I’ve chosen to quote the press release HEAVILY>
From the press release:
The fourth album from A Static Lullaby, “Rattlesnake!” is available for pre order today through Interpunk, Smartpunk, [...]
Paris, Britney & Lindsay Teaming Up?
Posted on 09. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Lifestyle, TV
This is the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Paris Hilton is hoping to team with other tabloid and paparazzi loved ladies, especially Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. She wants to produce a reality television show so the public can see what life is like in the spotlight. Does anyone really care to watch all these trainwrecks at once? Hell no. Hilton also wants to produce a two-hour special.
“Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as [Denise] Richards, Hilton and her former ‘The [...]
Anthony Kiedis Going Green?
Posted on 23. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Music, Technology
After reading the Anthony Kiedis biography Scar Tissue of his crazy, insane and badass life I found this picture kind of amusing. And no one is freaking out about car seat safety like with Britney Spears? Ha.
Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth
Posted on 19. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Lifestyle, Sex
I almost forgot she was pregnant BUT Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann, this morning. The 17-year-old little sister of nutcase Britney Spears had Maddie in a Mississippi hospital close to her Kentwood, Louisiana home. This family needs some serious birth control ASAP.
K-Fed Named “Father Of The Year”
Posted on 09. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Lifestyle
Seriously? They couldn’t think of anyone a little more deserving? Guess not because Vegas club Prive will be presenting Britney’s ex with the honor at a blowout private ceremony and party.
Kevin Federline is the father of four kids; 2 with ex Shar Jackson and 2 with ex Britney Spears. Federline is hosting a party at Prive, in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, where he will be named “Father Of The Year” on June 13th. Any good dad would spend Father’s Day at a Vegas nightclub without their kids, right?
