Neutral Milk Hotel Wants You To Help Save the Paragon Carousel
Posted on 30. Apr, 2009 by spencer in Art, Lifestyle, Music
Me, I think Neutral Milk Hotel are a fantastic (and sadly disbanded) band. Now, if they asked me to jump off a bridge I would decline, but if they asked me to help save a historic carousel, I would at least register my vote in favor. The Paragon Carousel has a chance to win a grant to save its existence. It needs your mouse clicks.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
April 30, 2009
The Paragon Carousel is a beautiful machine that has been my dear neighbor for many moons. Now 81 years [...]
Puerto Rican Corpse Embalmed Standing Up For 3-Day Wake
Posted on 19. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy
One thing’s for sure, Angel Pantoja Medina, the 24-year-old Puerto Rican man whose last wish was to be stood up for the entirety of his own wake, bring’s a whole new meaning to the term “gangsta lean”:
Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”
The owner of the Marin Funeral [...]
Bigfoot…Ale
Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy
For the literally tens of thousands of people looking up Bigfoot right now, I have a message. First to the ones who believe that the creature’s actual carcass was discovered: no way. I know for a fact that that’s a fake. Because I personally own the only bigfoot carcass in the world. I’ll let you see it, but first I have a bridge to sell you. Second to those who believe it’s a fake: duh.
All that quest for knowledge (or Quest For Fire, perhaps?) got you thirsty? Here’s a [...]
