Dead Bigfoot Found… WAT

Posted on 13. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Science

Wow, today’s been kind of a big day for science, huh? First we have cyborg-rat robots and now this.
Claims are now made that a Bigfoot (is Bigfoot a species?) has been found dead in Georgia by two men, and authorities are currently testing it’s DNA. If this is a reality, it will be a huge scientific breakthrough, and fat 45 year old conspiracy theorists everywhere will have the joys of repeating “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” over and over again. This is what has been released so far…
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