Ashlee Simpson Cancels Tour Because She Feels Like It
Posted on 02. Jun, 2008 by some guy in Blog
For all those awaiting Ashlee Simpson’s summer tour starting on June 9th, it seems as though your hearts may be broken. Citing the following reasons under “The Dog Ate My Tour” on her website, the coming tour will be canceled. And I quote…
1. jury duty (but you can get out of jury duty once)
2. creative differences (but I’m a solo artist so that didn’t make sense)
3. not in the mood/have a headache (wait, that was an excuse for Pete! and it didn’t work. See next reason)
4. the baby
It must be [...]
Final Proof That Pete Wentz Can Maintain an Erection
Posted on 29. May, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle, Music
Though Fall Out Boy chairman and overall winnar of the music world Pete Wentz’s penis has been widely seen on the internetz, there was as of yet no HARD evidence that his use of anti-anxiety pills hadn’t made his rock as soft as his band’s. Now however, comes the announcement that Pete Wentz has won his very own fuck trophy with his new wife Ashlee Simpson:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. [...]
OMG OMG OMG! Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Engaged!
Posted on 10. Apr, 2008 by AJ in Blog, Idiocy, Music
Rumors have been circling for a while, but now the truth has been confirmed and fifteen-year-old, emo-core, teenyboppers everywhere will be slitting their wrists today.
As reported on friendsorenemies.com:
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to [...]
They let her reproduce!!??!!
Posted on 18. Jul, 2007 by SporkGirl in Blog, Hit The Deck, Idiocy, Lifestyle
Will the world be looking forward to a lip syncing, hoe-down dancing, sugar-we’re-DEFINITELY-going-down bobbit? The world is shocked amid reports that Ashlee Simpson and squeeze Pete Wentz actually tried sex, let alone succeeded in creating the most doomed child since dear little Suri Cruise. It’s been said that they’re keeping things quiet (surprise, surprise) but that Pete pulled the ultimate romantic gesture and and went down, down, in an earlier round on one knee and popped the big question. Poor child.
With a mother following closely in the footsteps of Brittany [...]
Ashzilla rampage
Posted on 04. Nov, 2005 by James in Lifestyle, Music
Ashlee Simpson: “Bitch stop talking to me. I’m nice!
