400 lb Jessica

Posted on 09. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Food Bites

Words of note in this clip: “Brave.” “Survival Story.” “Scoot.”

Brave Jessica? Someone please explain the bravery here. Then I realized it: IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

Anyone else feel life eating some fucking McDonald’s?

Simpsons Cast Inks Deal: 20th Season is a Go

Posted on 03. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Comedy, TV

For those waiting in clench-jawed anticipation for another season of The Simpsons, there’s good news. With the announcement that the voice cast is getting raises, plans for the show’s 20th season are all but cemented. No doubt the cast does a great job voicing so many characters (was anyone else flabbergasted at The Simpsons Movie credits?), but one has to wonder if the raise could end up being the financial liability nail in the coffin.
With a healthy, yet declining viewership and continuous claims from long-time fans and critics that [...]