Press Release of the Day: Ron Jeremy’s Dick on Twitter

Posted on 14. Apr, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Internet, Sex

Along with its own blog, Ron Jeremy’s dick apparently now has it’s own Twitter. Insert dick joke here

Paula Abdul Is A Bimbo And American Idol Sucks

Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by some guy in Comedy, Idiocy, Music

American Idol judge Paula Abdul made headlines last night after mistakenly criticizing a contestant for singing a song he didn’t actually perform. The hours since have seen Abdul bashed across the internet for this slight of tongue. Frankly, I don’t see what all the hubbub is about, as Abdul makes a fool of herself on each and every broadcast. She’s bat shit loopy and deliriously out of touch. Why should it be shocking that Abdul would imagine a performance that didn’t take place?

And is it plausible that American Idol might [...]

American Idol’s David Hernandez: Our Idols are NOT Strippers

Posted on 04. Mar, 2008 by spencer in Lifestyle, TV

Looks like American idol hopeful David Hernandez has gotten himself into a bit of hot water. It turns out the 24-year-old star of terribly soul-less cover songs did a three-year stint as a nude dancer at Dick’s Cabaret in Phoenix, AZ. Dick’s Cabaret… Wonder what their clientèle mainly consists of…
So yeah, Hernandez used to wiggle his Johnson for dollar bills. No report yet on whether or not he gets kicked off the show. You know how America feels about what we teach our children. We would NEVER ALLOW OUR [...]

David Lee Roth’s Shot at American Idol

Posted on 03. Mar, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, Internet

“Almost non-human.”