Synthesis Drug of the Week: Salvia Divinorum
Published on July 10, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot · 7 CommentsWarning: Don’t do drugs. It’s that simple.
People are idiots. That’s just how it is. People rush into life altering stuff without the slightest clue how deep the rabbit hole goes… that’s why I’ve decided to start up Synthesis Drug of the Week. Hopefully I can shed some light on mind warping substances before yall jump in the waters without testing how deep it is.
Salvia Divinorum is a plant native to places like Mexico. The Mazatec Indians used it primarily as a diuretic, but also ingested it in larger quantities to facilitate shamanistic visions. Lets fast forward a few hundred years.
In modern day America, the extract of the plant is available like fucking packs of cigarettes. Over 18? Yea, here you go. When I say extracts, I’m talking bout the refinement of the plant into a fucking wallop of a drug. Remember the plant the Indian’s were using to create visions? Think of that, but 52x the potency. But no one really wants to eat that shit, it probably tastes bad, right? Lucky for teenager’s everywhere it’s been translated into America’s favorite form of consumption: smoking!
What does this shit do to you? Well, according to drug sites, a small list would be a shift in mind perspective, loss of time, hallucinations, loss of reality, loss of motor skills, auditory hallucinations, etc. From personal experience, you basically get thrown on a 10 minute long roller coaster ride through your mind. Is that good or bad… I dunnow, I guess you’ll have to be the judge of that. I’ve only done it a limited number of times, almost all of which were a few years ago, but the first time I laid back in the grass as the sky proceeded to turn into ‘It’s A Small World’ from Disneyland, but without the infectious waters and the $9 hot dogs.
Why isn’t this shit illegal? Well… hmm… fuck, i have no idea, but rest assured it will be in the upcoming years thanks to stupid frat bros posting YouTube videos of them and the rest of Delta Gamma Fuckoffs ‘GETTING WASTEEEED’ and terrorizing each other. At least there’s an age restriction on it; if I had found out about it in high school, I probably would have devoted my soul to it.
The moral of the story is don’t go fucking around with drugs you don’t know about… oh, and use a butane lighter. Peace.
Tags: drug of the day., extract, Salvia Divinorum
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Drug of the week, but second blog praising said drug since last week!
Lay off the drugs!
yea thats what triggered it… in no way do i want to advocate said drug (or any drugs in that manor)… never really been a big fan of it, but i digress…
Seriously dude, you really need to learn to write, or were you purposely trying to come off as ignorant?
It’s folks like this that give SD a bad name. Don’t ban it! There are already enough non-violent offenders incarcerated without adding peaceful SD users to the list of “criminals.” Criminalization is not the solution to drug problems, and SD is not even the kind of drug that causes problems for people. And it is definitely never going to be as problematic to society on anywhere near the scale of say….alcohol.
Where exactly did I say ban it? I’m completely for the legal sale of this for individuals over 18… just like I’m for the sale of alcohol, tobacco and marijuana at their age restrictions. What I said was this drug WILL BE scheduled very soon due to morons throwing down videos on youtube and making mid-western soccer moms aware of it’s existance.
DJ, you sound like you need a hug. Come here big fella.
This is a great blog post, thanks
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