Surrogate “Popular Mechanics” In Stores July 14th.

So anyone who still reads this blog-which is probably limited to people who work at Synthesis, people used to work at Synthesis, and their immediate family-already knows that the rock band known as Surrogate is the best fucking band in the whole world. OBVS. However, what they, or more precisely you, might not know is that they (FULL DISCLOSURE: I’m in the fucking band so I guess I should say “we” to avoid feeling too dissociated ) have a new record coming out on July 14th titled Popular Mechanics.

SPOILER ALERT: It rules. Hard. Long. And Full of Seamen, like a crab boat, or a submarine, or possibly a bus transporting seamen to a submarine base. Anyways, the album is already up for Pre-Order at a few badass places like Amazon, Best Buy, and InterPunk. So you should go spend money there so Chris Keene can afford to shower his wife with jewels, wealth and Gold. Also you can add us on Myspace and/or Facebook so we can SPAM you with self-aggrandizing garbage until you’re fully convinced that we really are the best band fucking ever in history of all time. RECOGNIZE.

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