Surprise, Britney Spears is a lunatic..

Britney may be no coke-head Lindsey Lohan, but she’s just as crazy and probably more dangerous. The poptart not only has custody of her two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, but also a poor little pooch with a little bit of IBS.

 At a recent OK! Magazine shoot, Britney not only ruined a $274 dollar designer dress by wiping her greasy money-grubbing digits on them (Brit, that’s not the quilted quicker-picker-upper..) but her dear doggy also took the time to do number two on a pretty little $6,700 gown. I guess Brit’s not only full of crap put her pooch is, too…

 Brit tried to pull some MAJOR damage control and begged OK! to disregard her actions during the shoot (there were also some rumored open-door bathroom visits and the constant need to complain about the length of her skirt) but OK! says “NO WAY!” and plans to publish a full account of the disaster in the next issue. You can read a bit about the poptart tragedy here, but I’d personally wait for the magazine so I get to full visual and all the giggles I could ask for.

 Silly little popstars.. didn’t your mommies ever teach you to use napkins and wear underwear?

In other news, Lindsey Lohan is also a nutcase. See here for details.

Tags: britney spears, dog, OK! magazine, photo shoot, poop