Sex Offenders on Myspace
Published on July 25, 2007 by Ms. Nickels · 2 CommentsI sit on MySpace for a big chunk o’ my day. I see EVERYTHING, people. Scandals galore. Sifting through comments is my favorite way to see who’s salting who, so if you’re going to post one, assume it will be read by me and thus everyone. But probably the most annoying thing is random messages. People from all over this damn country message me things like:
“hi brittany. how’s everything in chico going for you? hopefully perfect!
i just wanted to say hello and see whats going on. i was just checking out your page and you seem like a badass! well your a very pretty girl and seem like you’d make a kick ass friend. i hope to hear back from ya soon!
derrick”
Whatever, dude. With 29,000 registered sex offenders on MySpace, this guy looks like maybe he’s one of them. Yup, ya heard me. 29,000 sex offenders – that’s 4 times the amount in May. So becareful, kids. Do your research – data mine.
UPDATE:
I was chatting with a coworker when she mentioned she got the same message from “Derrick”. This isn’t the first time this has happened so I wasn’t too shocked. What did surprise me though is that Derrick deleted his MySpace account as soon as he got a message letting him know that some bitch blogged about him on synthesismagazine.net. They don’t call me the Queen of MySpace for no reason.
Tags: badass, derrick, MySpace, offender, Sex
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In the space it took me to post this, I got ANOTHER random douche message! This one’s even more stupid:
“hey there i would like to get to know u i am 6’0 with brown hair and eyes and a cowboy too so what’s up with u… I would also like to know more about u too”
http://www.myspace.com/abgale
uh! retards
Yeh, myspace spam is funny sometimes, mostly irritating though. It mostly has to do with who your friends are on myspace. For those concerned about sex-offenders or stalkers or what have you, check out a myspace tracker (real) and solve your myspace mysteries.