Samantha Ronson Looks Like A Zombie

By Stephanie McKinny

This past weekend held a whole slew of soap opera drama for the Lohans and company. WTF is new though, right? Unfortunately for Sam Ronson, she’s affiliated herself with Lindsay and her bullshit, so now it seems that Lilo’s awesome luck has rubbed off on her. She was riding her bike back from a gig at some bar or club or whatever the hell over the weekend, and judging from the picture she posted on Twitter, she got into one hell of an accident. She said she was “trying to avoid a car” when she took the spill, and added:

“Let this be a lesson… if you have a driver’s license you probably don’t need to be on a bmx bike.”

Never fear, Lindsay’s booty call didn’t break her vagina anything:

“Gonna ride my bike til I crack my dome. Just a little uglier than usual. Other than that, vicodin is handling the rest ”

Agreed. But did Lindsay hurry to her side? Not so much. See, she was a tad bit busy hiding in her closet from her estranged – and strange – father, Michael, when he showed up to her home unexpectedly. She denies it now, and reportedly had a bagel breakfast in bed with her father this morning. We can’t make this shit up – not without drugs, and Lindsay snorted all of ours.

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson