Russian Tanks Just Outside Atlanta

Man, you’d think people would be freaking out a little more that Russia’s waging a full out war on Georgia, but I guess it just goes to show you that George W. Bush really does not care about black people. Plus there’s no oil there anyway, amirite? I just wish I knew more about who these South Ossetian folks are supposed to be? Is that like some Creole type shit, or some new offshoot of born-again Christianity? I guess I should really keep up on shit more but whatever, its all fake anyway.

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