Rad Band of the Day: Goblin Cock

We were flipping through some of the incoming new media last week, and Spencer threw on the new Goblin Cock disk. Personally, I’ve never heard of them, but I did recognize Rob Crow’s  name (of Pinback fame), so I figured it must be at least decent. Despite a name only a mother could love, these dudes throw it down heavy, with an indie feel to the vocals that’s pretty badass. The CD is pretty awesome, plus they get bonus points for having a sick MySpace bio:

Goblin Cock is a band from beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in METAL. Since before your pathetic “god” had supposedly “created” you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon skating the layers of what was considered “true metal”in all societies and in all generations. Eventually His Majesty realized that he really didnt care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME! “Bagged and Boarded” is the first assualt on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32). Expect a future double whammy in the form of “Come With Me if You Want to Live” – a collection of new supercharged action-metal wonderhits, and “Dragonfucker” – the 20+ minute uberpiece with a bside of numerous BRUTAL cover songs (the roaches, the osmonds, and the monkees have been rumored). arrrgghh! -”Total” Dick McThinkseeknowseverything

The record drops on January 27th, so be sure to go pick it up if you’re a fan of Sabbath, Pinback or anything closely related. Track listing after the jump.

01 Hissless
02 Loch
03 Big Up Your Willies
04 We Got a Bleeder
05 Ode to Billy Jack
06 Beneath the Valley of the Island of Misfit Toys
07 Haint
08 Mylar
09 Tom’s Song for [T.O.F.]
10 Trying to Get Along With Humans

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