Racist/ Record Setting Breast Implants

Finally I get to blog about something I’m passionate about.

You know that chick back in high school who was between that C/D range that every dude in class wanted to nail ask out to a nice, innocent date? Yea, forget about her. Meet Sheyla Hershey, the new world record holder for the largest breast implants known to mankind. She recently traveled to South America after 8 previous operations to go from a FFF to a KKK cup size. I can only assume that horny white supremacists everywhere are stoked.

Sheyla Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job, according to Britain’s Daily Star.

The 28-year-old, a Texas housewive, has had nine operations to get her up to this size.

She traveled to Brazil to get her last procedure which took her from an FFF to a KKK after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode.

Hershey, from Houston, said: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”

I’m not exactly sure what I would do if I saw those things coming towards me. I’m pretty sure I’d giggle a bit, then have her lay down and use them as a makeshift trampoline.

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