Man, this kid has to be the BOSS of his school right now:
A prominent PTA official is facing some serious allegations involving a teenage boy.
Police arrested Joan Tuckruskye after allegedly finding her in the backseat of a parked car with a 13-year-old boy. Both of them, police said, were partially unclothed.
It was in the rear of the elementary school parking lot where patrolling officers said they noticed the foggy and steamed windows of an SUV. They approached and knocked on the window.
“They observed a woman in her 40s and a boy who appeared to be a teenager. They were not clothed from the waist down,” said Lt. Kevin Smith of the Nassau County Police.
I mean, old Joan isn’t exactly a MILF, but at 13, I was still jacking off to the bra section of the Sears catalog, so I can’t really say shit.