Press Release of the Day: Ron Jeremy’s Dick on Twitter

Along with its own blog, Ron Jeremy’s dick apparently now has it’s own Twitter. Insert dick joke here (ZOMG GET IT!!!11?):

Los Angeles, CA – In the era of accessible communication, it seems like everyone has a voice. From CNN to Snuggie, there are Tweets, Facebook updates, MySpace Bulletins and Blog posts.

Even reluctant participants have fallen into to the fold, including Ron Jeremy’s penis. No, that’s not a typo. The adult film icon’s penis hosts its own blog http://ronjeremysdick.blogspot.com and Tweets on a regular basis at http://twitter.com/ronsmonster.

After years of being relegated to just another member of the Actor’s Guild, and often called a stiff, single-focused performer, or just a dick, Ron Jeremy’s penis is ready to share its thoughts, observations, and life as seen through its unique eye. It has a lot on its mind, from thoughts about the economy to its own picks for “American Idol.”

You will be amazed at how alert and truly sensitive this newest member of the blogosphere is. Ron Jeremy’s penis is ready to go for a very long time. You don’t need to stroke its ego. Become a friend and follower and share your stories and comments on whatever topic resonates with you, but most of all, just come and have a ball.

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