In further proof that SXSW has indeed jumped the shark, internet gossip queen Perez Hilton is taking applications from “press” and “industry” to see if they have what it takes to come to his SXSW party. Uhhhhhhhh. According to his site, “It’s going to be the sickest, most amazing party!!!!” or at least tied with Rachael Ray’s. Water skis PLZ!