By Eric Wendt
People has named Jennifer Lopez the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. That’s all well and good, but I think we can all agree that People is about on par with the Golden Globes when it comes to celebrity pandering and lack of integrity. Therefore, allow me to show you the REAL MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD:
Since their tongues are in each other’s mouths, I’m going to count Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis as one person. You’re welcome.