Paula Abdul=Bonkers
Published on March 7, 2011 by Eric · 3 Comments
By Stephanie McKinny
Listen, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of nutjobs in Hollywood. I lie – they provide me with fodder. But seriously, WTF is wrong with Paula Abdul? This bitch is clearly on something, all the time, and I’m gonna go against the grain here and say I actually don’t want any of what she’s smoking, because that shit is obviously WAY too strong. On Valentine’s Day Paula’s boyfriend apparently wouldn’t let her out of the car… while they were driving on the freeway… and she lost her shit. She became hysterical and called 911. Here’s the gist of it:
*Screaming*
“Yes I’m on the 101 freeway driving northbound.”
*Sob*
“And I need a…” (hysterical babble)
“And I want out of this car and he won’t let me!”
Wow, sounds serious! Did he kidnap her?! Will we never see Paula Abdul again – pretty please?!! Uh, not quite. According to a spokesman for Paula, it was just a little lover’s spat and everything was fine a couple hours later. He explains:
“Arguments with loved ones are often times heated. After the call was made everything was worked out.”
Straight up now tell me… what season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab is this looney tune gonna be on?
Paula Abdul=Bonkers,Tags: 911, crazy, paula abdul
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Paula has never really recovered from the lies about the affair w/ Black Corey Clark and should have been booted straight from AI. Its obvious she is looney as a bat,,,,a yiddish bat at that!
Okay, look.
If you think hollywood is full of nutjobs, then fine. Whatever. But making fun of a 911 call is disgusting to me. You didn’t even transcribe it correctly. She was panicking about the guy not letting her go, she sounded frightened and was hyperventilating, and she never said she needed anything. She said she was in a Mercedes. Did you even listen to it?
It makes me mad that stuff like this of people complaining and ranting about the world shows up as news. The woman has a lot of health problems, RSD and whatever else (look it up), is NOT a drug addict, and doesn’t deserve to be victimized for everything she does.
And I know people say “they’re celebrities, they signed up for that” but it’s really not true. Perez Hilton turned over a new leaf when he figured that one out. Never thought I’d say it but you should take a page from his book. These people have feelings.
And I hope that you never have to deal with all the painful crap that Paula Abdul does.
Speaking of nutjobs, Stephanie, you definitely write like a full-fledged nut. What do you know about Paula Abdul? Do you really know her? Or anything about her? Seriously? If you were in a car with a guy driving too fast (dangerously fast) and he would not slow down, would you be enjoying yourself? Would you just sit there and hope that he didn’t have an accident and kill you? Or would you try to get someone to help you like Paula did? Seems like she did the only thing she could do in that situation. Pretty smart that Paula. I guess that’s why she’s a multi-millionaire and you’re not!