By Stephanie McKinny
Listen, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of nutjobs in Hollywood. I lie – they provide me with fodder. But seriously, WTF is wrong with Paula Abdul? This bitch is clearly on something, all the time, and I’m gonna go against the grain here and say I actually don’t want any of what she’s smoking, because that shit is obviously WAY too strong. On Valentine’s Day Paula’s boyfriend apparently wouldn’t let her out of the car… while they were driving on the freeway… and she lost her shit. She became hysterical and called 911. Here’s the gist of it:
“Yes I’m on the 101 freeway driving northbound.”
“And I need a…” (hysterical babble)
“And I want out of this car and he won’t let me!”
Wow, sounds serious! Did he kidnap her?! Will we never see Paula Abdul again – pretty please?!! Uh, not quite. According to a spokesman for Paula, it was just a little lover’s spat and everything was fine a couple hours later. He explains:
“Arguments with loved ones are often times heated. After the call was made everything was worked out.”
Straight up now tell me… what season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab is this looney tune gonna be on?