A few miles up the road from our homebase here in Bumblefuck, CA is a town named Paradise, which is kind of a ballsy thing to name your town, especially one in semi-rural Northern California. Thus, it was lulz this summer when Paradise burned down, or at least some of it. But fire can’t keep the haters down; the parts of Paradise that are left are still full of aspiring klansmen and people who hate “niggers,” especially Barack Obama, as evinced by the following e-mail from the Paradise Center for Tolerance & Nonviolence:
PCTN has learned of three recent occurrences of Hate Graffiti / Incidents in our community.
An Obama sign was defaced with the word â€œniggerâ€.
WP (White Power) was painted on a wall.
A figure of a black man hanging by a noose was in someone’s front yard as a â€œHalloween decorationâ€. The Paradise Police Dept. acted promptly on this report and took steps to persuade the individual to remove the figure.
Insert Paradise pun here
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