Oasis Blows, and Canada Finally Told Them So
Published on September 8, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot · 8 CommentsOasis has sucked balls since whatever album Champange Supernova was on was released. Sure, we all get drunk at parties, pick up a guitar and sing Wonderwall, but thats besides the point.
Well, it turns out that Canadians, the most violent people in the world, desided to tell them to fuck off. Some solo flying Canuk bum-rushed the stage whilst the band was playing Toronto’s Virgin Festival, and knocked Noel Gallagher strait on his ass. He would have got to Liam too if security didn’t beat him into a mushy pulp.
Reminder: this is coming from a band that has claimed they’re bigger than The Beatles, talks shit on every other band imaginable and consistently bicker at the state of the music scene.
Tags: Attack, beat, blame canada, Canada, champange supernove, fan, fucked up, funny as all hell, hets hit, hit, liam gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Oasis, what's the story, Wonderwall
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you’re a low life for writing this.
Dallas VonKillbot, what a dick you are
I notice you failed to mention that the “solo flying Canuk” came up behind him and shoved him off the stage…That’s what I call a cowardly attack…he didn’t have the balls to take him on face-to-face did he?
Wow aren’t you classy? I hope you aren’t Canadian because that would be as embarrassing as the dickhead that attacked Noel.
Fuck Toronto. Fuck Canada. Fuck you.
Your IQ is definitely smaller than your shoe size:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
HEY Dallas…….. Ya? …………. FUCK YOU…. no you got me all wrong I was just trying to say I don’t like Oas….. NO wait plain and simple Go Fuck Yourself you stun cunt
Judging by your spelling, you are an uneducated idiot!