Mom, Why Do My Brownies Smell Funny?

This story could be one of the funnest thing I have heard in a while. In case you were wondering who that lovely lady was in the picture, her name is Jennifer White. Aside from how scary she looks in this picture, the story behind that face can’t help but make you laugh. Apparently her sixth-grade son, who attends Emma Wilson Elementary School in Chico, CA, brought some brownies from home to the bus stop and he shared them with a handful of other kids. No big deal, right? Maybe, if the brownies didn’t have weed in them. A few hours after arriving at school, a few of the kids that ate the brownies told the teachers they felt “sick”. When the “sick” children were in the office, the reported they smelled funny. The son of Mrs. White has been taken in to county care and she wants him back. The video attached to the link above is fucking hilarious and I highly recommend watching it. But how classic, in a little fucked up way is that. A kid brings some weed brownies he stole from his mom to a bus stop and didn’t tell the other kids there was weed in them. I’m not sure about everyone else, but I was a little older than 5th grade before I smoked pot for the first time. Summer between 7th and 8th grade to be exact.  How fucking weired would it be to be in 5th grade and unsuspectingly eat a weed brownie? There is no way those kids weren’t just ripped out if their minds. I just keep laughing more and more on the inside the more I think of this whole situation. The cops say the child who brought the brownies knew they had some weed in them. Which makes me laugh even more, thinking about how fucked up this kid’s sense of humor is at such a young age. This kid apparently knew there was weed in ‘em. The lady swears she is a good mother, which I cannot judge because I knew for a fact I had a few friends in high school whose parents smoked weed and they were great people. I’m more concerned this lady was making brownies. With her weight she should have made weed heath bars, or weed fruit salad instead of brownies. And I’m not condoning drug use in any way, but maybe she should switch to a drug that makes you more active instead of want to eat more, just a very superficial thought. You can judge this lady for yourself, because God knows everyone in this town will and that makes it perfectly acceptable.