So I was out on my porch smoking a cigarette before I came into the office. A sketchy dude walked by and I thought nothing of it. He hesitated on the corner then told my roommates and I that he had 75 bucks worth of food that he would sell us for 25. What a great deal! 75 dollars worth of frozen pizzas(that looked pretty melted) and god knows what else shoved into two clear Aeropostale bags. We politely refused and he scampered across the street to the giant tweaker pad we share a corner with.
If only he watched as much bad television in the 90′s that I did. He would have seen the dangers of meth: