Lindsay Lohan is Going to Kill Someone

If I was a multi millionaire, I’d be getting smashed every night, too. I admit it. I’d probably put Amy Winehouse to shame although I’d make sure to go to health and beauty spa regularly so I didn’t look that haggard. But Lindsay Lohan is probably the dumbest rich bitch, like, EVER. Seriously… if you’re down to go out and get hammered and do a buncha drugs, at least drop a mere $30 to have a taxi take you home. Eff that, I’m sure the girl has a fleet of limo drivers just waiting to snag a firecrotch shot as they toss her ragdoll body in the car.

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