Just when you thought, “Hey, isn’t it about time for a rapper to release another energy drink?” Lil Jon shakes the suburban-white-kid to the core with Little Jonathan wine. [WAAAT?!]
“I’m not no `drink wine every day’ kind of dude,” he said in a telephone interview. “I’m not like an expert, so don’t ask me no questions … I just like the taste.”[OKAAAAAY!]
“My full name is Jonathan,” the Atlanta-based artist said. “The wine is more nature: I wanted to not just have a direct connection, but make it just a little bit more upscale than regular ‘Lil Jon.’ … This is not no ghetto Boone’s Farm; this is some real wine.” [YAAAAYEAH!]
Hm… he knows nothing about wine, and yet he can assure us it’s not Boone’s (who’s website is from, like, 1995). Synthesis has some friends at BevMo that are going to hook it up. Stay tuned for reviews, straight from my pimp cup! The more I think about Lil Jon’s ventures, the more it makes sense to me. College kids are going to go crazy for this stuff. Carlo Rossi ain’t no rapper!