[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life by it. Hey, it's your dime.]
Cancer
We say goodbye to your season on Tuesday at 3:55 AM PDT, and hello to your second house. This house shows us where our material values lie. Food issues often come here. How do you look in a bathing suit? Can celery sticks really replace cookies? Desire and obsessions aren’t always the liberators we think they are.
Leo
Enter your time early on the 22nd, wake up and let out a hearty roar. You are the sign of celebration, thus you should be celebrated. Warmth and heat are both associated with your sign. A little warmth does us good, but too much heat has us avoiding your fire. Restrain yourself until mutual passions can ignite.
Virgo
You continue to move forward with some sort of independent caution. Love is always dangerous, and we’d rather not talk about it in mixed company. This is a good time to pull back and plan on having some downtime. Pay attention to your dreams. Surrender to the spiritual. Prayer changes things. Be that prayer.
more signs after the jump.
Libra
Break out the party hat and streamers; it’s your turn to engage the vast array of social possibilities. The best party usually happens at your place. Make a plan. Throw a surprise party for someone. Get together with responsible people who are turned on to the needs of the future. Meet those needs without reservation or hesitation.
Scorpio
If there was to be a talent show this week, I’d put the spotlight on you. Talents, skills and the ways you are like your mother come into play. Leo admires your creative abilities. Romance could heat up this weekend. Honor your friends. Meet folks in an exercise class. Demonstrate something that is worth following.
Sagittarius
Assess the damage and do whatever you can to minimize future damage. The future depends on your ability to make smart decisions. Let go of things that aren’t working. Control may be out of your hands. Seek a solution from a unique source. Real wealth often takes a degree of wealth to accomplish.
Capricorn
You are headed toward a greater deepening. Get rid of useless junk. Practice the art of clearing. Life is a great adventure in which risks must be taken. Take note of past lessons learned. Look to other cultures for different methods of resolving conflict and for different green technologies and practices.
Aquarius
An element of surrender enters your life. You come across a little sweeter. Could it be that you are about to make friends and influence people? Relationships and negotiations go better than they have in a while. Take advantage of this happier period. Love deep and hard. Get out of your shell to meet and greet.
Pisces
You can’t properly serve people simply by bossing them around. It’s hard to remain calm amidst a sinking ship. Put out your best face. Buy an article of clothing for work. Use your creativity to help others. Keep your expectations in check. Take extra good care of yourself, as your health is more vulnerable.
Aries
I don’t feel sorry for you in the least this week. Actions you take now will have implications that will last a year from now. You’re about to be more joyful and playful. Your lust for life has returned. Wednesday and Thursday feature the moon in Aries. The heat is on and you’re ready to fire things up.
Taurus
The sun moves into the fourth house and everything is about the home, family and domestic issues. On Friday and Saturday you’re the center of attention with the Taurus moon. This is a good week for taking care of personal issues. Art that deals with action and movement work well for you. Stay active.
Gemini
Prepare for a time of adjustment and improvement. Mercury moves into your third house on Saturday, joining the sun and Venus. Communication, travel, the local environment, neighborhood friends and siblings are part of the picture. Your influence is strong within arm’s reach. Bloom where you’re planted.
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