Katy Perry’s Parents Speak Out Against Her Lesbo Ways

Though Katy Perry is stacking ultimate fame via her #1 single “I Kissed A Girl” (remember the time Jill Sobule already wrote that song? I DO!) her fundamentalist Christian parents are not amused:

Instead of getting praised, the daughter of evangelical Christian preachers is deemed “shameful and disgraceful” with the lyrics of the song that promotes “sin”.

Speaking to DailyMail.co.uk, Perry’s mom, Mary Hudson said, “I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.” She added that this is no longer a secret, saying, “Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Her parents of course, long for the days when Katy Perry was Katy Hudson, Christian pop singer and girlfriend of Relient K frontman Matt Thiessen. But man, look at her scans! Just give her a few years and then she can repent, get born again, shit out a bunch of kids and live off the residuals for the rest of her damn life, the true American Christian way!