By Stephanie McKinny
There’s not much worse than listening to a child speak out about something they possess little to no knowledge of. I take it back – listening to Fox News is worse. But come to think of it, it’s pretty much the same thing. Anyway, Justin Bieber just spoke out to Rolling Stone about some very controversial topics. Premarital sex, abortion, rape, hating Americans – you know, the basics. When asked about his stance on sex before marriage, the Biebs responded:
“I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them, I think you should just wait for the person you’re…in love with.”
Uh-huh. So, does that mean you’re in love with little Selena Gomez, or were those bags and bags of Victoria’s Secret merch you bought really filled with sour candy and Clearasil? Any-ol-who, the reporter – who was so obviously trying to stir up shit – went on to ask about abortion, to which little Justin replied:
“I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby?”
Oh dear. I personally won’t touch that topic with Tommy Lee’s 6-foot hoo-ha, but I’m sure Justin will be hearing from all sorts of women’s rights groups. At this point I’m just starting to feel for the kid and praying that he’ll just stop talking. But wait… we still have rape and his view on America’s healthcare system left! So, what if the baby was conceived out of rape, Justin?
“Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”
Cringe. Moving on; the reporter – who is probably trying to single-handedly ruin this kid’s career – asked if he’d ever consider becoming a U.S. citizen. Apparently not:
“You guys are evil. Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”
Gotta love it. Anyway, of course the kid was being baited, and of course the kid is a kid, but whatever adult is behind him needs to install a whole new set of filters. Or not. I always enjoy a good controversial shit-fit.