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1. Bernard Watson says:

   October 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm

   Whhoooooaaaahhhh, thurrr, Missy!!!
   Old people are “retarded”?!? Poh-Leease!

   It’s not retardation, it’s the furry green stuff growin’ in their convoluted squashes from years of breathin’ in CO2 and CH4 and lead and diesel and other unnatural carbon chains…McCain’s turned out to be worse than Bob Dole – he doesn’t even have a prop for Chrissakes! At least Dole had that Police Squad pen thing he insisted on fondling and subjecting to immense pressures in the height of his election-time psychosis.
   If it warn’t fer all that thur poison smoke in the air I reckon we’d never age. I’ll bet them thingies on the ends of our DNA – centromeres or telomeres or whatever the frig – that shrink every time a cell divides are even affected by the stinking steam we’ve generates.

   And this fruitbat has his minions chanting, “Drill, Baby, drill!!!”

   makes me wanna swear, it really does…

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2. Bernard Watson says:

   October 16, 2008 at 2:50 pm

   OK…I’ve calmed down…applied a rag steeped in propane to my nethers and seethed at the stinging cold of Liberalism. I’m now inhaling an old “Zappa is” T-shirt soaked in petroleum distillate, like the Aborigines in Oz do. It’s makin’ me feel woozy as a crippled wombat but my brain is shrinking, clouding, becoming dulled like an overused breadknife in an ancient galley on a drunken boat in a distant ocean on a blue, blue planet with a black velvet canopy and studded with stars and spiralling tendrils of galactic splendour with a centre so vast and dense it’s gonna implode and take us all with it.

   Or is it?

   Or is it all just a holographic illusion, a vision manufactured and maintained, projected and protected by a robot race we ourselves wrought millions of years ago, in a dying universe?

   The big crunch is wot ah’m talking about, people. And can McCain or Obama get us outta this crunch?

   No, but Billy Corgan can!

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3. Daniel Taylor says:

   October 16, 2008 at 3:14 pm

   I think John McCain is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Viet Cong and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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