Japanese Jerk-Off Technology: True Sexual Innovation, or The End of Species Propegation?

Jerk-off machine

Please excuse the pun, but I’ve never quite been able to wrap my head around jack-off machines. Who exactly were these made for? For those too busy to jerk themselves off? Too lazy? Those with fear of touching their own genitals? Personally speaking, I’ve never had a problem doing it manually, or with a partner, but I am apparently part of a predominant, yet shrinking market.
Shrinkage

There are certainly Western-devised devices for similar methods of stress relief (I think my ex-roommate starred in one or two of those movies)…However, our Easterly neighbors in Japan present a truly stylish way to jerk-off electronically:

See? From Som’s Engrish Web Site:

“SOM” is our company’s original, high spec machine. You should experience its real satisfaction has never existed. It is possible to use with domestic power supply(100V). For long term use, make materials under the complete manners. If you have any trouble, we will guarantee the maintenance for free. We are sure of the super-satisfaction much more than it’s price

Oh well, so much for propagation of the species. Be sure to “make materials under the complete manners.” SOM comes in men’s, women’s and “PETIT” which we can only assume is built for your pets…
No more manual for Fido!

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2 Responses to Japanese Jerk-Off Technology: True Sexual Innovation, or The End of Species Propegation?

  1. Mike Paahana June 22, 2008 at 4:32 pm #

    looks little small maybe cause japanese have smaller penis i no think mine would fit in it

  2. Terry April 4, 2009 at 1:54 pm #

    Where can I get one and how much

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