Inadvertendly Sexual Newspaper Headline of the Day

This one comes from right here in good old Chico, CA courtesy of our local shitty paper, the Chico Enterprise Record, and it’s definitely a winnar: “Newfound offensive prowess powers Nuts’ hot start“. The story is about the local American Legion baseball team, The Chico Nuts (a suggestive enough name in and of itself) but really I mean: Prowess? Nuts? Hot? Let’s do a quick google image search using those three word and….Yep. I’m too scared to post the actual image, but if you’re daring you can go here to see what Prowess Nuts Hot means to Google. Its fun. Now excuse me while I go fap somewhere.

Tags: american legion baseball, Chico CA, chico enterprise record, chico er, Chico Nuts, chicoer.com, fap, google image search, nuts, winnar