Dudes (and lady dudes) who read Dragonlance novels and AD&D supplements while practicing their arpeggios, take note. Ibanez has unveiled at the 2008 Winter NAMM their Herman Li and Sam Totman signature guitars, and they look pretty sweet. You should be aware, however, that buying these guitars will in no way make you rule as triumphantly as DragonForce nor shred as mightily as Li and/or Totman, no matter how hard you totally pwned “Through the Fire and Flames” on Guitar Hero III. Only Raistlin has a shot at that. You will instead be awarded an armor class bonus and a +3 modifier for saving throws against wands. And I’d think you were pretty awesome for having them. Cool, huh? If you happen to be at NAMM, or were thinking about going, Li and Totman will be signing there tomorrow at booth #4634 between the hours of 12 and 3 PM.