No fucking way? According to TMZ’s reports, yes fucking way. The King of Pop is Dead. Long live the King. Rest in peace Jacko, you had one hell of a ride.
From TMZ:
We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.
Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but they had no luck.
We’re told one of the staff members at Jackson’s home called 911.
LaToya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.
Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.
Who wants to bet his new album will be phenomenal? (And if it isn’t, that most writers will say it is anyway…)
In Memorial, Daniel Taylor’s review of Invincible
is reprinted after the jump.
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Michael Jackson
Invincible
In India, eunuchs (men who have, often willingly, had their genitals removed, rendering them semi-sexless) are a very feared, nefarious segment of society. They roam the country in packs, striking fear in the hearts of their countrymen by threatening to expose their de-testicled nether-region. Unfortunately, eunuchs the world over now have at their disposal a soundtrack to their ball-less antics: Michael Jackson’s Invincible. Cementing his status as an honorary member of the eunuch fraternity, Jackson is back and he really, really wants you to like him. He brought (and bought) along all your favorite mercenary sell-out R&B puppeteers – Teddy Riley, Rodney Jerkins, R. Kelly, Babyface – and probably had to sell a couple of monkeys and a giraffe in order to finance Invincible. The result sounds like a drum machine dripping with cum: a giant masturbating android being serenaded by a newly erotic Michael Jackson. But even the sultriest beats can’t make Jackson sound sexual. “Break of Dawn” sounds like a guy singing about how he thinks sex might be. Especially embarrassing is the intro to “You Rock my World,” where Jackson sports a suspect baritone speaking voice, arguing with Chris Tucker that he can “get that girl,” who he describes as ‘bangin’. First of all, Michael Jackson should never ever use the word ‘bangin’. Second of all, whom is he trying to fool? We all figured out long ago that Michael Jackson couldn’t get a boner if he tried. So if you really don’t want to ever get laid, or are planning on entertaining some eunuchs, Invincible will certainly fill your needs, otherwise, please spare yourself the agony of this sad madman.
- Daniel Taylor
Wow, this is so sad. Long live Michael Jackson, the ultimate lyrical genius! His music is untouchable and will always live on. Rest In Piece buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep moon-walking up there!
Rest in peace,Michael,You will get the justice you deserve from Dr.Conrad Murray killing you.You will be left alone in Heaven,in August,enjoy your 52nd birthday. We miss your dancing,smiling,everying about you. I think Prince,Paris,and Blanket are adorable.
WOW! Spencer – so, you are possibly revealing yourself as anti-Michael Jackson then, having put up this article and showing no opinion on it.
Why does the author talk about his balls, genitals, sexuality, etc? A eunuch is a very broad term referring to many kinds of individuals. No facts exist that would allow a conlusion to be made that Michael Jackson is a eunuch.
Don’t get me wrong, I would be happy to accept the truth if the facts reveal it – however, there are no such facts.
Therefore, this article is pure fantasy and, of course, anti-Michael Jackson and anti-eunuch.
Being one of the greatest entertainers of all time, I don’t think he would describe himself as ‘sad’ or a ‘madman’. Only those who like to walk away from the tragic elements of life, rather than sympathise, may use words like that.
Peace, man.
micheal jackson died- his arrogance with him he demanded respect- maybe that’s why his ex wives looked miserable and married to some ugly mouth faced punk wannabe.