Hey Its Tea Party Day!

Affluent white people, take to the streets!! The revolution starts now! Keep your money so your kids can grow up to be fucking assholes just like you. Nevermind that the tax policy you’re protesting was crafted by a Republican President with a Republican Congress, or that the original Boston Tea Party was protesting taxation without representation while today’s corporate-backed, lobbyist spawned version is just protesting the fact that Republicans lost the election. It’s all just TYRANNY!

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