After booking flight tickets for a slew of upcoming weddings, I realized that I’m going to be spending a decent amount of time on planes in the next year. Sure I could read the Skymall Magazine, but looking at pictures of automatic dog feeders for 4 hours gets a little boring. I decided to search around the internet, and I found a little diversion that’s good for some chuckles.
If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then click here.
*AHAHAH-LALALA-LALAlaalALlA*. Jihad, bitches.