Free Slurpee Day!

When free slurpee day rolled around last year, shit seriously went down around these parts. Our graphic designers alone probably foraged enough frozen goodness to fill up a baker’s dozen worth of kiddie pools. I’m talking about the sole definition of abusing the system.

Once again, 7-11′s birthday is tomorrow, and to honor it they’re giving away a free slurpee to everyone in the nation. Here, read this puff piece to verify.

Free Slurpee Day 2009 is almost here, as 7-Eleven hosts their annual birthday. Free Slurpee day 2009 is taking place on July 11th (7/11) and will celebrate the 82nd birthday of the convenience stores. The free Slurpee day will take place at all participating 7-Eleven stores where
Free Slurpee Day 2009 Coming to a 7-Eleven Near You
customers will be able to enjoy a free Slurpee on the house. Free Slurpee day 2009 will be a great way to beat some of this summer heat, and a chance to enjoy the air conditioning of a local 7-Eleven store, as well as a nice slushy treat.

Make sure to bring an extra outfit to fool them into getting more… hell, if you can find those glasses with the big fake nose and mustache, go ahead and bring those along for the ride. That’s Inspector Gadget shit right there.

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