Wow, totally shocking that FOX News would distort the truth to magnify the fears of mouth breathing dumbfuck morons across America. I hope John McCain wins the election this November, just to finally prove once and for all how fucking stupid most of this country actually is. After all, FOX news is by far the most popular cable news outlet for American shitdicks, by more than double according to today’s Nielsen ratings. We deserve John McCain, who represents the aging, stale, wealth hungry, military idiocy of our country far more than Barack Obama. Fuck it.