First things fucking first. Go HERE. Get [Edit: Look at] that shit open in another tab. What’s this? It’s the Fortress of Attitude. They have songs to sing about American Gladiators, Aerosmith, Haunted Houses, Math, Burning Books, and Gay Cars. They are on tour RIGHT NOW and if you live in Seattle, Eugene, Arcata, Chico, Oakland or Los Angeles, you are in EXTREME DANGER of sucking if you don’t catch their show.
Don’t be a fucker. Be one with Fortress.
Exciting times are here for Fortress of Attitude and their soldiers! Their new album, “The Gift of Music,” is now available at http://www.cdbaby.com/fortressofattitude and Itunes (search for “Fortress of Attitude”). Featuring all your favorite FoA hits and a squadron full of new jams, “The Gift of Music” is guaranteed to make your cd player explode or your money back!
Fortress of Attitude also has a new FREE podcast, downloadable at http://www.fortressofattitude.libsyn.com and Itunes (again, search for “Fortress of Attitude”). Dr. Genius and Bomb Threat give you their take on news, movies, sports, and being in a crazy-ass rock band.
Also, don’t miss Dr. Genius’ hilarious ongoing series in which he analyzes lyrics to popular songs and addresses the bizarre and often terrifying implications. Weekly updates can be found at the FoA myspace page, http://www.myspace.com/fortressofattitude.
And most time sensitively, FoA is currently marching on the Northwest of America! Check below to see if they’re rocking near you!
Friday, July 11th – Muddy’s Hot Cup – Arcata, CA
Saturday, July 12th – The Downtown Lounge – Eugene, CA
Sunday, July 13th – Lo-Fi Performance Gallery – Seattle, WA
Wednesday, July 16th – Laffhole at Rebar – Seattle, WA
Thursday, July 17th – Cafe Coda – Chico, CA
Friday, July 18th – The Ghost House – Oakland, CA
Saturday, July 19th – The Tomorrow Show – LA, CA
For further info on the shows, check out http://www.myspace.com/fortressofattitude or email us back at email@example.com.
As you can see, the Fortress is running at full capacity these days, but we can’t do it without you! Help us keep the Fortress fully stocked and ready to rock by picking up our cd, listening to the
Tudecast, reading the blog, coming to shows, and anything else to let us know we’ve got your support!
Much Love to all our Sleeper Cells,
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