If, like me, you’re gonna get belligerently hammered tonight, be sure to pour a little out for Eric Morris, who died Tuesday after getting on some serious gurp:
Eric Morris, 26, was allegedly taking part in a drinking game with another patron at an adult nightclub, Angels Show Bar, in Seffner, Fla., just hours before he died, according to police.
“Apparently [other bar patrons] were describing the shots as ‘cherry bombs,’” said Callaway, referring to a shot of liquor that is typically made by combining cherry-flavored vodka with Red Bull, a popular energy drink.
While Morris’ drinking buddy, who police declined to identify, stopped playing the game after a few shots, Morris kept going.
I mean, not to disrespect the dead, but if your die from drinking something called a “Cherry Bomb” you kind of went out like a sucka. When I die of alcohol poisoning, I want to go out like Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, drinking straight shit vodka in the shower then dying while being rode hard by Elizabeth Shue.