Flavor Flav Thinks He Gives Cops Cred

By Stephanie McKinny

Don’t expect awesome news today. That was Sunday. And since I can’t track down the devil, chop off his head and mount it on the flagpole of the White House – I would do it for you if I could, but it just seems like such a long way… – you’ll have to settle for Flavor Flav’s mug shot. Remember that chicken joint he opened? Yeah, well, it’s already gone under. Not much of a surprise there, I suppose. But what is a bit more surprising is the fact that silly ol’ Flavor Flav is really an OG gangsta. Okay, not really, but he was a heavily wanted man with four warrants out for his arrest. That is, until Friday during one of those little things called a “routine traffic stop.” Las Vegas PD pulled him over, saw the warrants and hauled his ass in. This is Flav’s take on it:

“Hey y’all this is FLAVOR FLAV, I was on my way home from Benihana’s I got pulled over by a curious Rookie Ass Cop. He found out I had a traffic warrant wanted to make a name for himself took me in and now I’m home laying in my bed what’s the big deal?!”

As much as I love hearing about his big night out at Benihana, I enjoyed a reader’s take on the story more:

“Get over yourself, loser. If that cop wants to make a name for himself, he’s not going to bother with an uneducated, no class, washed up, skeezball like you. I’m sure all he got from your arrest is an infestation of lice in his squad car. And don’t blame the cop for your outstanding warrants* if you’re not capable of figuring out how to get insurance and a driver’s license (not surprising), then blame yourself, moron.”

LULZ.

Tags: Arrested, Flava Flav