First Openly Gay Race Horse To Compete In Breeder’s Cup

As we come to terms with the fact that we live in a world that is progressive and yet so demeaning at the same, an amazing story like this really touches your heart. Ship’s Captain, the first openly gay race horse, is set to compete in the highly honored Breeder’s Cup. It’s such a shame that after this beautiful and strong willed creature pushes the boundaries of gay animals everywhere, he’ll be inevitably turned into glue in about 10 years. Ship’s Captain, I will cry tears of joy for your courage.

First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

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