FAIL

The internet seriously blows today. Let me run down everything people care about in a concise list:
*The Dead’s tickets are going on sale
*New Kids On The Block are taking a cruise
*Dude sold his daughter for beer and steaks
*The Dead are selling more tickets
*More Dead tickets

For God’s sake, who let the hippies on the internet? Anyways, here’s a dude electrocuting himself after he flings a pen into a lamp.

Tags: CA, dead, grateful dead, greenville, hippies FAIL, man sells daughter, new kids on the block cruise, the dead