Every Band on the Warped Tour Who Screams and Wears Makeup…

…is just trying to be as cool as The Cure, circa 1985.

Will never happen. Your silly hair and makeup will never own up. Sorry brah.

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Tags: annoying makeup, Closer to Me, depressed, emo, Head on the Door, manic, muppet hair, sad, suicidal, The Cure